Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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