I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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