Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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