You made me cry and you don't even care
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
My ass is underappreciated
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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