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Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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