Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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