why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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