is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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