I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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