So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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