More tranny stories later!
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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