Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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