So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
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