Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
She bit a glass in half.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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