you guys were way drunker than both of me
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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