Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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