Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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