Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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