ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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