Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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