Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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