Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
