oh god the rape fog is back!
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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