I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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