what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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