he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
This is my gift to your gina
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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