...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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