i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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