I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Be still, my beating vagina.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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