I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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