Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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