Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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