ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
my shit smells like andre
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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