Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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