Yo dont text me then not text me
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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