hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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