their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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