everyone is single if you try hard enough
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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