absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I had to cum in my sink.
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