When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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