I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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