She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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