lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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