Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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