it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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