I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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