real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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