We won't sleep together?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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