sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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