I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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