I'm so fucking centered right now
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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