i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
50% drunk capacity currently
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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