i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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