Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Oh god it's open bar.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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